Hair club for women

I'm losing my hair by the hands full.  I didn't even realize my hair had gotten thicker when I was pregnant.  For those of you that have seen my hair, you know that I don't have any.  Seriously.  I may need to become a member of a club soon, if you know what I'm saying.  My head has a weird shape.  Don't think I can pull off the whole bald style.